The Hazards of Eating Out

We're having grilled pork and rice just 2 feet from a really super messy, loud and sloppy pavement job. The food was good, especially for about $2 a head.

Failures are an important part of eating out. It is very important to learn what not to eat. Almost everything here is excellent, though last night's meal was a bust. We had a plateful of the kind of invasive snails we get in Prospect Park. I pried open one, make a grim meal of it, washed it down with some juice. Then I had ANOTHER. Why? Because it was the last one I'll ever eat.